You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.

Do what you say you're going to do! People can do nothing but respect that.

The number one cause of failure in this country is the fear of failure.

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

To be No. 1 on the 'New York Times' best-seller list, well, that's alarming. Having been a stand-up comedian, I think it's surprising to a lot of people that I had the insight I had.

I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study.

A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her.