The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do.
Steve HarveyThe truth is I've always been a Christian. What's amazing, is that the flaws that come with Christianity are really weird, because mine have a microphone and a camera attached to them. Most people don't have to live under that microscope.
Steve HarveyI tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You're never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants!
Steve HarveyMen and women really do want the same things. We just need each other to bring it out. That's really the truth of the matter.
Steve HarveyA man fishes for two reasons: heโs either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means heโs either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or heโs going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women.
Steve Harvey