I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

Don't be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he's not going anywhere

I don't think it's cool for people to say, 'You shouldn't reference God because I don't believe that, and I don't want to hear it.' Well, there's a lot of stuff I don't believe that I still gotta hear.

Man didn't put me in this place [in entertaining industry]. I'm in this position because of God. And so, if man didn't put me in this place, I really don't see no man that can take me out of here.

You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.

The mentoring program [of the Steve Harvey foundation] is to teach young boys the principles of manhood.

Everybody by your side ain't on your side