I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

There's no such thing as luck. These are blessings. God endows them upon you. He makes you a blessing to become a blessing.

There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.

You think that God positioned you here so you can just have it all to yourself? God blesses you to become a blessing. That's the deal.

Do not ignore you gift. Your gift is the thing you do the absolute BEST with the LEAST amount of effort."~Steve Harvey

Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.

But remember what drives a man; real men do what they have to do to make sure their people are taken care of, clothed, housed, and reasonably sastisfied, and if they're doing anything less than that, they're not men.