And that unusual squawking sound is actually the mating call of the the rare...oh, it's just an oboe player.

I am optimistic globally. So many scientists are working frantically on the reparation of our planet.

Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart. I've had these blokes in Hollywood hug me trying to make out I'm their friend and as soon as I turn their back they take out a big bunch of knives and stab me in the back. I feel sorry for these people because they are so shallow.

I sincerely believe that there's room for cutting down trees for forestry and grazing, so as we all get to eat. Everyone has to compromise.

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

The truth is that we will never save wildlife by killing it.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.