What a nasty act of cruelty, giving a dying man his last wish. Don't you realize he doesn't want it? His real wish is not to die.

I am influenced by books which dont have their eye on the endgame, but which try to be entertaining on each and every page.

Once a year I try writing a poem, usually because I've read some poetry that amazed me and I want to do that.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

We were on our way to the twentieth floor, sharing the elevator with two suits that had men inside them.

Friendships are an unforseeable burden.

Losers blame their parents; Failures blame their kids.