I sold my most valuable possession, but I knew that because I worked at Hewlett Packard, I could buy the next model calculator the very next month for a lower price than I sold the older one for!

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.

If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows up, that's fine with me. I hope he's a good one and enjoys it and doesn't get caught. I'll support him in this. But if he wants to be a network administrator, he's out of the house and not part of my family.

Every dream I've ever had in life has come true ten times over.

I really worry about everything going to the cloud.

I wanted to be a fifth grade teacher because my teacher was so important to me and was giving me the education that was going to take me through life and through this world.

I absolutely do not need a salary or a job, that's the last thing I need.