If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows up, that's fine with me. I hope he's a good one and enjoys it and doesn't get caught. I'll support him in this. But if he wants to be a network administrator, he's out of the house and not part of my family.

I think everything I have done in my life, my reasons at the time were right no matter how things worked out.

All the best people in life seem to like LINUX.

It would be nice to design a real briefcase - you open it up and it's your computer but it also stores your books.

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.

I just believe in whatever you're going to do, even if it's work, have a little bit of fun attitude about it. You can be happy.

I have never left the company. I keep a tiny residual salary to this day because that's where my loyalty should be forever. I want to be an "employee" on the company data base. I won't engineer, I'd rather be basically retired, due to my family. (talking about his relationship with Apple Inc)