Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.
I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it.
I look at it like, I'm just a character actor. If I get cast as the stoned sidekick, fine. But I just want to act.
Let me tell you something, planes and kids... I've got a 3 and 1 year old, I don't wish that on anybody.
I'm not a leading guy.
My sister gave me a big bucket of Cool Whip. Isn't that awesome? For two weeks I basically watched Emergency! and ate cool whip with a spoon.