I wrote the book in my head when I was 6 years old.
I want everybody who is watching to come to the Academy Awards with us. I'm going to pay for the bus.
I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.
I'm being invaded by fashion pundits.
On the red carpet, I saw all these great stories, and I also got to see the plastic surgery up close.
In the last couple of years, fashion's gotten a lot safer. People are really pulling back.