You're surfing with all this glamour, and a lot of people are talking about Gwyneth, JLo, and Cameron.
I'm very grateful to Jennifer Lopez, because I have something to talk about for the last couple of years.
I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.
I'm just a vessel of information.
I'll name names, you know I won't hold back.
I'm a writer. Now I've started to be on television. I have a big mouth. And I have good TV teeth, they say.