I'd rather produce art than become art.

How can anybody say they know how I feel? The only one around here who is me, is ME.

I find shoes difficult to be ethical about.

In my life why do I smile at people I'd rather kick in the eye?

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.

Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money