It's so shameful of me: I like you.

Anything is hard to find when you will not open your eyes

Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.

I don't want to go on much longer, really. I think that would suggest a lack of imagination. A certain lack of dignity also.

I am unable to watch the Olympics due to the blustering jingoism that drenches the event. Has England ever been quite so foul with patriotism? The 'dazzling royals' have, quite naturally, hi-jacked the Olympics for their own empirical needs, and no oppositional voice is allowed in the free press.

I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).

Robert Smith is a whingebag.