It's so shameful of me: I like you.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.

I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

When you're younger, you see the people who are in power and think they must have that position because of some degree of skill. And as you get older, you realize it's not true, that most people in those positions are absolutely inept. And this naturally makes you feel better about yourself.

I didn't really see the British punk movement, if that's what it was, as wildly original, because I had been listening so intently to all the New York music since 1973, really.

Burn down the disco Hang the blessed D.J. Because the music that they constantly play It says nothing to me about my life