The secret to enlightenment is to lighten up. Whether you are talking rock or women, all there.

My toes are all squished. During an operation, they had to take nerves out.

I just want Aerosmith to always give me a hard-on, that's all I ever ask for, for it to be the most special thing in my life. As long as I look at it through those eyes, it will always be that way.

Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... take out the drugs and you've got more time for the other two.

... if you take a risk, two things will happen. People will laugh at you. Or you'll be way ahead of everybody else. And if that's what you're in it for, then you gotta take that risk.

Once upon a time . . .” “In the beginning was . . .” That’s the way it always starts off. Every story, gospel, history, chronicle, myth, legend, folktale, or old wives’ tale blues riff begins with “Woke up this mornin’. . . .

Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety - now that is the good stuff!