We can look, but we'd better not touch.

Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety - now that is the good stuff!

The crows may crow, but the hens deliver the goods.

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all.

Half my life is in book's written pages. Live and learn from fools and from sages.

Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... take out the drugs and you've got more time for the other two.

I do that a lot of authors still do not do is allow people to write directly to me. I get about 50 fan letters a day, and I answer every single one of them myself. It takes a lot of time and sometimes it's a pain in the neck and I answer the same questions over and over. But the truth is these people come to my readings clutching these letters saying, "You wrote me back. I can't believe you wrote me back", and I think it really means a lot for them to know that the author values them just as much as they value the author.