Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

My wife and I had decided not to let anybody take pictures of our home because it was just the last place on earth we had that was unscathed. But people have climbed over the fence; they've taken aerial shots. They've gotten my address and put it on the Internet.

Every life has a measure of sorrow, and sometimes this is what awakens us.

Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... take out the drugs and you've got more time for the other two.

I had been on the junior Olympic team in high school for trampoline; I could do twenty-six back flips in a row.

Just saying no to drugs is like just saying cheer up to a manic depressant