We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.

They've been stepping on my toes for years. It's just a reason to get new boots.

In order to get to the other side of the shore, you have to lose sight of this one!

Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

Throw your hands up in the air and celebrate life.

Dogs have a lot of love.

... if you take a risk, two things will happen. People will laugh at you. Or you'll be way ahead of everybody else. And if that's what you're in it for, then you gotta take that risk.