I just want Aerosmith to always give me a hard-on, that's all I ever ask for, for it to be the most special thing in my life. As long as I look at it through those eyes, it will always be that way.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?

I'll tell you what's fun - finding the right stewardess and turning her upside down in the back of a plane.

I ran into Axl [Rose] at a club some year ago and told him he's crazy, we all miss them, and he needs to get the band back together.

I mean, as long as it doesn't have a bra attached, guys can take a risk and wear stylish things that went out of style 30 years ago. As things go around, they come around.

As good as I am, I'm nothing without my band.

Fake it until you make it. Pretend to be somebody until that somebody turns into you.