It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN.

She's blonde with all the hits. Taylor Swift. She's hot. More than that, she's beyond talented. I have to write a song with her.

Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers.

I don't think anything is forever, but when my kids tell me they love me, that's forever.

Once upon a time . . .” “In the beginning was . . .” That’s the way it always starts off. Every story, gospel, history, chronicle, myth, legend, folktale, or old wives’ tale blues riff begins with “Woke up this mornin’. . . .

I hate it when people say that they don't like 'MMMBop.' Everyone likes 'MMMBop.' Whether they like it or not, the song rocks.

I'm really just a country boy.