Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... take out the drugs and you've got more time for the other two.

It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog.

The fact that I'm still constantly smiling is a remarkable thing, but I love getting out on the road, meeting my fans. I love hearing them say wonderful things and I love being able to thank them in person for reading me.

Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second.

I guess I am a feminist of sorts. I love women so much, and I celebrate the feminine in me because I appreciate it so much.

Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out.

I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.'