Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out.

It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?

I got in trouble my whole life for having a big mouth.

The fact that I'm still constantly smiling is a remarkable thing, but I love getting out on the road, meeting my fans. I love hearing them say wonderful things and I love being able to thank them in person for reading me.

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul.

Just saying no to drugs is like just saying cheer up to a manic depressant