Why not share with the world the way it is and tell them my feelings about my cat, and how I played with my kids, and how addicted to Christmas time I am, and the smell of pine needles and hearing my kids laugh.

What you don't deal with rules your life.

Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

I don't buy into the idea that you're not supposed to rock & roll after a certain date. Maybe I should be in Bellevue, but I'm just having a good time.

I heard that your brain stops growing when you start doing drugs. Let's see, I guess that makes me 19.

It's amazing, when the moment arrives that you know you'll be alright.

The secret to enlightenment is to lighten up. Whether you are talking rock or women, all there.