You can't make anyone love you and you can't stop anyone from dying.

Pay enough for anything and it passes for taste.

Grief is as contagious as a yawn.

My primary lesson, however, was that I'm a solo writer, happiest when I'm making all the executive decisions. I've always been willing to rise or fall on my own merits.

It's been my observation, after years in the [insurance] business, that a certain percent of the population simply can't resist the urge to cheat.

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.

Sometimes being fooled by love is worth the price. At least you know you're alive and capable of feeling, even if all you end up with is chest pain.