You can't make anyone love you and you can't stop anyone from dying.

I've never known anyone yet who doesn't suffer a certain restlessness when autumn rolls around... We're all eight years old again and anything is possible.

Personally, I'd rather grow old alone than in the company of anyone I've met so far. I don't experience myself as lonely, incomplete, or unfulfilled, but I don't talk about that much. It seems to piss people off--especially men. (Kinsey Millhone)

I write letters to my right brain all the time. They're just little notes. And right brain, who likes to get little notes from me, will often come through within a day or two.

What could smell better than supper being cooked by someone else?

It's been my observation, after years in the [insurance] business, that a certain percent of the population simply can't resist the urge to cheat.

He might be a man without character, but she was a woman without courage. Of the two, which was worse?