Who knows what part we play in other people's dreams?

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.

That's the way the system works. Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.

Sometimes I claim I write because I put in an application at Sears and they've never called back.

I hate nature. I really do. Nature is composed entirely of sticks, dirt, fall-down places, biting and stinging things, and savageries too numerous to list. And I'm not the only one who feels this way. Man has been building cities since the year oughty-ought, just to get away from this stuff.

grief is an illness I can't recover from.

Ghosts don't haunt us. That's not how it works. They're present among us because we won't let go of them.