My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

I only get writer's block about once a day.

That's the way the system works. Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.

Happiness is seasonal, like anything else

Dream big but think small.

Too much virtue has a corrupting effect.

I figure guys are like Whitman's Samplers. I like to take a little bite out of each and then move on before the whole box gets stale.