I figure guys are like Whitman's Samplers. I like to take a little bite out of each and then move on before the whole box gets stale.

I write letters to my right brain all the time. They're just little notes. And right brain, who likes to get little notes from me, will often come through within a day or two.

Pay minimum wage, you get minimum work. Nobody seems to get that.

My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

I love being single. It's almost like being rich.

Having reached the halfway mark in the alphabet, my prime focus is on writing each new book as well as I can.

Grieving is like being ill. You think the entire world revolves around you and it doesn't.