When all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills.

Some people can't see the color red. That doesn't mean it isn't there.

Grade school was perilous. ... I can see how I must have worried them. I was the kind of kid who, for no apparent reason, wept piteously or threw up on myself. On an especially scary day, I sometimes did both.

Beware the dark pool at the bottom of our hearts. In its icy, black depths dwell strange and twisted creatures it is best not to disturb.

I love being single. It's almost like being rich.

It's been my observation, after years in the [insurance] business, that a certain percent of the population simply can't resist the urge to cheat.

Grieving is like being ill. You think the entire world revolves around you and it doesn't.