So, Beav, tell me about yourself." "I'm Blue." "Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either." "My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe) I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

ignore the pain, play through it.

You were the best birthday present I ever got." "Thank you." "I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to warn you that it's not half as good as my present. Even so, you have to keep it." "All right." He draped the pink bow around his neck and grinned. "Happy birthday, Rosebud.

This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.” “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.