She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts.

There’s no accounting for the mysteries of the human heart

...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to somebody who's got the power to fire me if my underwear doesn't make it all the way to the hamper." She repressed a smile. "I'm sympathetic to your problem, but I'm not selling the team just so you can be a slob." "Somehow I didn't expect you would.

Don't dare a person who has nothing else left to lose.

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

You shouldn't dare a person who doesn't have anything left to lose.

I married a damned cereal killer