I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.

You shouldn't dare a person who doesn't have anything left to lose.

When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce." She waved her hand. "Absolutely no problem. Your money is our money. My money is my money." She wrote away. "I should make you negotiate with Phoebe.

[Kenny] leaned back against the counter and studied the other man. “So Dex, how’s come you’re still alive to tell the tale?” Dexter wiped up a small coffee spill, the sat on the stool next to Torie. “All I’m prepared to say is that your sister and I slept together, and, since I compromised her, I intend to marry her.” Torie dropped her forehead and banged it three times against the countertop. “You are such a geek.” “Doesn’t sound like she’s too enthusiastic about it,” Kenny said.

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?