Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.

You’re the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don’t believe it, but I’m going to prove it to you.

Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.

You're beautiful, every part of you. I love your hair, the way it looks, the way it feels. I love touching it, smelling it. I love the way you wrinkle your nose when you laugh. It makes me laugh, too, every time. And I love watching you eat. Sometimes you can't shovel it in fast enough, but when you get interested in a conversation, you forget there's anything in front of you. God knows, I love making love with you. I can't even talk about that without wanting you. I love your pathetic attachment to those seniors. I love how hard you work.

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe) I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)