Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

I'm not living in the shadows anymore. I want to walk in the sun. But I can't do that without you.

We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.

Isn't there a mirror someplace where you can go admire yourself?" "I never knew a woman so hung up on my good looks." "All your women are hung up on your good looks. They just pretend it's your personality.

She glared at him. "You're doing it again." "What?" "That thing that irritates me." "Smiling?" "Yes. That.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.