Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.

You shouldn't dare a person who doesn't have anything left to lose.

I'm not living in the shadows anymore. I want to walk in the sun. But I can't do that without you.

Everybody won’t like everything you write. Some people won’t like anything you write. Get over it.

‎"There’s no such thing as mistakes – only a lack of foresight.

Make-up? What happened? You look almost female." "Thanks. You look almost straight.

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband