He sounds like Jesus. Except rich and sexy.” “Watch it, Meg. In this town joking about Jesus could get you shot. You’ve never seen so many of the faithful who’re armed.

When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.

He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn't add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever.

I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment's trouble." "Gosh, I'm sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

‎"There’s no such thing as mistakes – only a lack of foresight.