...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to somebody who's got the power to fire me if my underwear doesn't make it all the way to the hamper." She repressed a smile. "I'm sympathetic to your problem, but I'm not selling the team just so you can be a slob." "Somehow I didn't expect you would.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

Try to live with a generous heart. Doing anything else is too hard.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

Losing isn't as bad as not fighting at all.

Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you climb in.

We’re only human.” “One of us, anyway. The other’s a reptile.” “Harsh, Annabelle. Very harsh.