I can’t chitchat and make breakfast at the same time. You could help, you know, instead of standing there like the Queen of England. Although you’re a lot better-looking.

Fear goes hand-in-hand with artistic creation, and no amount of success will make the fear go away entirely.

Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the planet.

No marshmallows. "I don't believe this! I'm going to write the president of General Mills! Don't they have any quality control?" "I'm sure it's just a fluke" "Doesn't make any difference whether it's a fluke or not. It shouldn't have happened. When a person buys a box of lucky charms he's got expectations

When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

He sounds like Jesus. Except rich and sexy.” “Watch it, Meg. In this town joking about Jesus could get you shot. You’ve never seen so many of the faithful who’re armed.