Approximately seventy percent of the female population is on a diet at any given time. More women diet than vote.

Approximately seventy percent of the female population is on a diet at any given time. More women diet than vote.

A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never have.

Every woman should see herself looking uniquely breathtaking, in something tailored to celebrate her body, so that she is better able to appreciate her own beauty and better equipped to withstand the ideals of our narrow-waisted, narrow- minded culture.

Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.

Weddings are giant Rorschach tests onto which everyone around you projects their fears, fantasies, and expectations - many of which they've been cultivating since the day you were born.

Good girls don't hurt other people's feelings. Good girls are not overly aggressive, competitive, or boastful. Good girls please others. But what good girls are good for is another question.