Never root for a team whose uniforms have elastic stretch waistbands.

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

It's not enough just to be in a panic. We don't have the luxury to be depressed about Trump. We have to look at issues like health care and the price of pharmaceuticals, the $15 minimum wage and things that actually make a huge difference in a lot of people's lives. That's feminist.

I did study drama at Catholic U, but the undergraduates weren't put in productions, really, except as extras, and it wasn't a hands-on kind of thing at all. I couldn't afford to go to another college. And my grandparents lived in D.C., so I was able to live with them, and that's how I was able to afford it at all.

It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly.

So I think (Obama) definitely has convinced people that he stands for change and for hope, and I can't wait to see what he stands for.

Sometimes what happens is that, when you micromanage actors and moments, it just doesn't quite live.