Sometimes it takes you awhile to get to it, but you always get there, and what you say is always worth waiting for.

I'm a fan of meeting readers face to face, at reader events, where we're able to sit down and take some time to talk.

Life. Unfair and painful at times. But always moving forward, always shifting,changing, with times relentless passage smoothing down jagged parts until it no longer hurts quite so much to breathe.

Forget about writing to Penthouse. This one was going to be a story for their grandkids.

My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne.

If he's at this party, I want you to stay far away from him." "Shouldn't that rule apply to you, and Jules, too? Unless your penises make you magically bulletproof.

I know the M-word makes you nervous, but yeah. I'm talking about the big, permanent friendship. A little different from what Joe and Charles had, though. See, I want to be the kind of best friends who make love every night, who share all their darkest secrets and favorite jokes, and maybe even someday make babies together. I know that kind of friendship requires hard work, but you know, I'm pretty good at hard work. ~ Tom Paoletti, "The Unsung Hero