Eat when you're hungry. When you're not hungry, play with your food.

Forget about speech problems just saying the words "brain surgery" sucks the air out of a room.

I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head.

Don't always come when you're called.

It's OK to wear the same thing every day.

All I need to know I learned from my cat.

Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.