Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.

I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.

I never felt inspired to write this book [ I Had Brain Surgery, What's Your Excuse?], like I did with the cat or dog book; I felt compelled. At the time (May 1999), I was planning to write and illustrate an altogether different memoir, a book about my decision whether or not to have a baby.

It's OK to wear the same thing every day.

Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.

Eat when you're hungry. When you're not hungry, play with your food.

Sleeping is very underrated.