Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.

I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.

Sleeping is very underrated.

I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head.

Don't always come when you're called.

All I need to know I learned from my cat.

Forget about speech problems just saying the words "brain surgery" sucks the air out of a room.