I seem to have spent a little less time painting than I might've done.

You only have to read the lines of scribbly black and everything shines.

Well, I've got a color telly, and a fridge. I've got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more.

Fairy-tales are nice.

I've just had an operation, but nothing too serious.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

I think young people should have a lot of fun. But I never seem to have any.