I do tend to take lines from other lines I like, and then write around them.

The only work I've done the last two years is interviews. I'm very good at it.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

I think of me being a painter eventually.

And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke?

I suppose I could've done a job. I haven't been doing any work. I'm not really used to doing quick jobs and then stopping, but I'm sure it would be possible.

I've just had an operation, but nothing too serious.