I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.

If you want an expert on war, you get a retired general. I'm not exactly a general, but I am retired.

I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.

a call girl is simply someone who hates poverty more than she hates sin.

Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.

society has no qualms about a masseuse who is paid for touching people, or about laborers, or professional athletes or dancers, all of whom make a living with their bodies. Why should we make an exception for sex?

The more you act like a lady, the more he'll act like a gentleman.