If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress.

The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure.

Good teaching must be slow enough so that it is not confusing, and fast enough so that it is not boring.

Almost every man looks more so in a belted trench coat.

By the time a man asks you for advice, he has generally made up his mind what he wants to do, and is looking for confirmation rather than counseling.

Gourmet: Usually little more than a glutton festooned with credit cards.