A winner rebukes and forgives; a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive.
Sydney J. HarrisAs the horsepower in modern automobiles steadily rises, the congestion of traffic steadily lowers the average possible speed of your car. This is known as Progress.
Sydney J. HarrisGenealogy: A perverse preoccupation of those who seek to demonstrate that their forebears were better people than they are.
Sydney J. HarrisThe commonest fallacy among women is that simply having children makes them a mother - which is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes one a musician.
Sydney J. Harris