It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case." --

As long as there are human beings, there will be the idea of brotherhood -- and an almost total inability to practice it.

If the devil could be persuaded to write a bible, he would title it, "You Only Live Once."

The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have a rational thread running through it in order to be believable, whereas reality may be totally irrational.

History repeats itself, but in such cunning disguise that we never detect the resemblance until the damage is done.

Almost every man looks more so in a belted trench coat.

We can often endure an extra pound of pain far more easily than we can suffer the withdrawal of an ounce of accustomed pleasure.