Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

How can a bishop marry? How can he flirt? The most he can say is "I will see you in the vestry after service."

Errors, to be dangerous, must have a great deal of truth mingled with them. It is only from this alliance that they can ever obtain an extensive circulation.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.

He who drinks a tumbler of London water has literally in his stomach more animated beings than there are men, women, and children on the face of the globe.

If I were to begin life again, I would devote it to music. It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth.