In the movies, I kill guys with an axe. In real life, I can't control a nine-year-old girl.

There'll never be a 'Rocky IV.' You gotta call a halt.

If you express yourself too much, you're considered weak.

I know I'm incredibly unpredictable, and that's the only thing I'm sure of.

I really am a manifestation of my own fantasy.

Movies are a collective art. Art by proxy.

I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso pallbearer, but somehow it all works.