With a lot of comedians, one of their major attributes is that they look comedic, with a certain hangdog or manic expression. I look like the neighborhood bully. That doesn't elicit laughter.

The older I get the more things I gotta leave behind.

Eventually writing became more interesting to me than acting.

If bad decorating was a hanging offense, there'd be bodies hanging from every tree!

I'm more focused and have a greater sense of challenge, because I constantly feel the weight of time.

The man who can best gets along with women, is the man who can get along without them.

I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting.