My master's degree was in English literature.
I do a lot of stuff. I mean, you know, charity work.
I can assure you that those who have already passed have not only made it to the Other Side, but are in a state of bliss.
I don't like tofu. I'd sooner eat a sponge.
I think God gave every one of us a cell phone, we just dropped it.
Look to what you have around you and be grateful, instead of searching for more. All you take with you when you leave this world is love, friendship, and good deeds.