I’ll never speak to God again.

I woke to the sound of rain.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

The one thing I was good at was winning scholarships and prizes, and that era was coming to an end.

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.

I felt the first man I slept with must be intelligent, so I could respect him.

Jealousy can open the blood, it can make black roses.